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Opinion
Rahul’s bigger role..!
By Robert Clements
According to news reports Rahul feels it is time he played a bigger role in Indian politics:
"My son you want a beeger role?"
"Yes mama!"
"What eese it you want beeger?"
"Well mama.."
"Let mama guess, you want to carry your own lunch box to Parliament and not share lunch with your dear mama?"
"Yes mama yes," said a pleased Rahul, "but mama, there are some other things..."
"Let mama guess. You want to choose your own kurta pajamas and not have your dear mama choose them for you?"
"Excellent mama, but …"
"Let mama guess.. I know my son so well. You want to feel grown up no? My son?"
"Yes mama, yes!"
"Let mama guess… You want to see adult movies my son?"
"Yes mama yes!"
"But only once a month my son, I cannot come with you more than once a month to cover your eyes!"
"Yes mama, yes, but mama.."
"Let mama guess.. You want something else?"
"Yes mama yes.."
"Let mama guess, you want to make another speech in Parliament my son?"
"Yes mama yes?"
"Okay my son but let mama see the speech and correct all your spelling mistakes!"
"Yes mama, but.."
"There is something more no?"
"Yes mama, yes.."
"Let mama guess, you want to select your own girlfriend?"
"Gee mama, yes.."
"Okay my son but only after I have met her!"
"Okay Mama…"
"Yes my son there is something else?"
"Mama, I want.."
"Let mama guess, it is about our country, right?"
"Yes mama, yes.."
"You want to talk about the country?"
"Yes mama, yes."
"What is it my son?"
"Can't mama guess?"
"Mama can't my son."
"I want to lead the nation mama. I want a bigger role!
"Mama mia! That eese my role! No my son, no..!"
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